May 2012
My friend says I need to find someone to make out...
Take one for the team.  Apply within.
May 27th
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May 27th
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“Oh, but this is not a matter of “glorifying” obesity. Glorifying obesity would...”
– http://www.fatshionista.com/ (via melasaurus)
May 27th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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Social Justice Problems
on tumblr: guys we need to have a serious discussion about the erasure of nonbinary trans* people
in real life: ok, I guess I have to explain to my entire class how "feminist" is not an insult
May 26th
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What am I going to watch after The Kids In The...
May 26th
siempreysiempre replied to your post: I’ve been eating pineapple a lot lately. So that means my cum will taste like skittles, right? right. I sense your sarcasm. :’(
May 26th
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imthedad: Can you imagine being the sound and light guy for Jesus’s triumphant return?
May 26th
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I've been eating pineapple a lot lately. So that...
May 26th
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I Wish I Was The Moon.
There is an art to kissing. I wouldn’t necessarily call myself a good kisser, but I wouldn’t call myself a sloppy kisser. Although, there are some, few, perhaps, who enjoy the feeling of lips caressing over stubble in a rabid motion, like dogs lapping spilled water on gravel. It creates a stressful situation, in my opinion. When I look at a guy, from across the bar, wearing whatever is...
May 26th
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Anonymous asked: I want to touch your body.
May 26th
May 26th
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I cannot be the only one who tries to find the...
Model Grrrl 4 Lyfe
May 26th
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Anonymously message me (1) thing you want to know...
May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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obviouslyeddy replied to your photo: Ugh. My webcam doesn’t get all my glorious… didn’t you already post all your beef last night I plead the fifth
May 25th
squidsadventures replied to your photo: Ugh. My webcam doesn’t get all my glorious… FLAMBOYANCY AT ITS FINEST Hot, busted mess at its finest, grrrl. I need to shower. Brb. I’m listening to Justin.
May 25th
iconoclasticallyqueer replied to your post: sometimes i wish i were a taco stand. If you were, I’d eat the shit out of your tacos. Ya dirty.
May 25th
May 25th
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sometimes i wish i were a taco stand.
May 25th
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I'm single, ready to mingle; 2 legit 2 quit; i am...
SOMEONE TAKE ME ON A DATE.
May 25th
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May 25th
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The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable
May 25th
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Anonymous asked: I'm from Baton Rouge, LA. Let's meet in the middle and do inappropriate things.
May 25th
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Anonymous asked: where
May 25th
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My penis is on the interwebzzzz.
I could be drunk.
May 25th
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squidsadventures replied to your post: I am thinking of applying to Wife Swap. Who wants to be my husband? I will wear flowy dresses and talk about Mitt Romney like he’s a new Justin Bieber song. Omg I’m going on Big Brother. We can be reality TV stars Yessss
May 25th
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I am thinking of applying to Wife Swap. Who wants...
May 25th
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May 25th
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obviouslyeddy replied to your post: I sent a nude pic of myself to a random porn blog. If you find it and can identify my penis, you will win my game: Boredom and Desperation 2012 lol.com shade
May 25th
Anonymous asked: Where are you from?
May 25th
squidsadventures replied to your post: I’m just sexually frustrated. Beefy and fabulous* My new mantra
May 25th
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I'm just sexually frustrated.
And I am just too beefy and bloated.
May 25th
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May 24th
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obviouslyeddy replied to your post: I told my therapist that I was frustrated with him, during my session. I guess this is progress? Hopefully now I can begin expressing my frustration towards people and not fictional situations that I have no control over whatsoever. LOL OMG Don’t U Judge Me
May 24th
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